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الأربعاء، 28 أبريل 2010

The Eye Test

Can you find the B
(there are 2 B's) DON'T skip or your wish won't come True...



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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once you've found the B

Find the i

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the I..............



Find the 6


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9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
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9999999999999999999999999999999999


Once you've found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

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MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
NMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Once you've found the N...


Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



Make 2 wishes!


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OK, NOW THAT U MADE A Wish, IT WILL COME TRUE...

اضحك بس من قلبك

واحد صعيدي خلف بنت الساعة 3 فجر دبحها قال معندناش بنات بيجو في نص الليل ......

صعيدي دع ربنا 15 سنة يرزقة بولد جاله ملاك و قالة أبوس ايد أمك اتجوز............

واحد بخيل أوي حلم أنه بيوزع فلوس لما صحي قال أبقي ابن جزمة لو نمت تاني...........

واحدة كل ما تخرج من بيتها تتعاكس فاراحت لشيخ قالتله رجعني لعهد رسول (ص) فخرجت شافها أبو لهب قلها :والات و العزة أنك لمزة .............

غبي راح يخطب واحدة أبوها قاله البنت في المدرسه قاله خلاص أجي بالليل



حبيت اجيب لكم حوار بين زوجين شوفوا كيف انقلبوا >>>180 درجه >>>>>>>هههههههههههه
اترككم مع الحوار

الزوج : يااااه أخيرا الحلم بيتحقق ..

الزوجة : عاوزني أبعد عنك .... ؟؟


الزوج : لاااا.. متقوليش الكلام ده مره ثانيه .

الزوجة : إنت ... تحبني ؟؟

الزوج : اكييييييييييييد .

الزوجة : طيب ممكن تفكر تبعد عني ؟

الزوج : لا طبعاً؟

الزوجة : طيب ممكن تهديني وردة؟


الزوج : طبعا.. و كمان على خدك


الزوجة : طيب تعتقد إنك ممكن تضربني في يوم من الأيام؟

الزوج :لا طبعا ... انا مش من النوع ده من الرجال .

الزوجة : ممكن أثق فيك ؟

الزوج : ايووووه...


الزوجه : يا حبيبي...



بعد مرور سنة من الزواج ..


وفي ذكرى زواجهما كان هناك حوارٌ آخر


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الثلاثاء، 27 أبريل 2010

Husband V.S Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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